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Anonymous Claims ET Is Already Here…

Hacker group Anonymous has released a video claiming that we’re on the cusp of announcing intelligent alien life is among us. It’s good this happens right at the time when Donald Trump is the leader of the free world…

 

The hacktivist group claim to have inside information from the last meetings of the US Science, Space and Technology committee. “Our civilization is on the verge of discovering evidence of alien life in the cosmos,” said Professor Zurbuchen, according to the Anonymous hacker group.

 

“Taking into account all of the different activities and missions that are searching for alien life, we are on the verge of making one of the most profound, unprecedented discoveries in history.”


 

Did NASA Really Admit To Alien Life?

 

Now this needs a little qualification, as it doesn’t seem to actually say much at all. Basically, the NASA spokesman says that we’ve got so much stuff going on in space that one of these missions has to come good and turn up something sooner rather than later.

 

So maybe it’s a slow news day at Anonymous, but the hackers did point to actual information, including an awful lot of black market tax dollars being ploughed into research that the public simply doesn’t know about.

 

“The evidence sure seems to imply that something is going on in the skies above,” said the video. “It would cost a lot for spaceships and a continuous flow of taxes and black budget dollars could imply there is more than meets the eye…”

 

So, Basically, Aliens Are Already Here…

 

The tl;dr version of this seems to be that aliens are already here, we’re interacting with them at some level and the only thing we’re waiting for is a public admission.

 

If there’s one person we don’t want to greet an entire new species, it’s Donald Trump. This is a man that has successfully enforced a travel ban on Muslims, until America can ‘figure it out’. What the hell would he do with an alien race that could possibly squish us like a bug?

 

Maybe we can wheel Obama out to deal with this one. Or, well, just anybody else…

 

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