A blonde Asian is pretty much the bedroom fantasy of half the world’s male population.
Vicki Li has got you covered.
The Chinese model has relocated to Houston, Texas, for some reason.
Is Houston the epicenter of the global modelling industry? No, but this girl moved there to do a full time degree in Petroleum Engineering. So, she’s the thinking man’s wank fantasy…
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Sadly, she should probably stay as a two-dimensional Instagram fantasy. That’s because, by her own admission, she’s already a crazy cat lady.
“I’m a crazy cat lady, but I love all animals,” she said. But it’s there, in black and white, crazy cat lady.
That is a serious red flag you’re on a date with a crazy bitch. Do you want some more?
Loving animals is one thing, picking out cats is not good, though.
So Vicki Li has already reduced herself to pump and dump status. Obviously.
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But let’s say you get that chance, you see her in a bar and you want to know how to get into her pants. Well apparently a shot, or preferably a bottle of Hennessey Privilege will get her loosened up.
And, if you ever get round to that third or fourth date, which is the earliest you should ever consider buying dinner, then she’s not into high end food. She likes Crawfish and BBQ.
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Actually, we’re kinda warming to her now…
So anyway, she’s one of the hottest Asians on Instagram, if not the sexiest Chinese girl we now of. She’s racked up more than 1.3 million fans, which makes our own count look a bit weak.
Maybe we should be Asian, and blonde, with big tits. But then this would be an entirely different kind of site.