Penis Wars: Who Has The World’s Biggest Dick?

Who has the world's biggest dick?

 

A bizarre war of words has broken out between the two men with the biggest dicks in the world, with the second-place man accusing the unofficial ‘record holder’ of stretching his member with weights.

 

It looks like he has a pretty decent case, too.

 

Does Roberto Cabrera Have The World’s Biggest Penis?

 

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world’s biggest penis and has even managed to register his 18.9-inch penis as an official disability.

 

But the second-placed man, Jonah Falcon, whose member is a relatively paltry 13.5 inches, claims Cabrera has stretched his foreskin with weights and that he’s totally normal underneath. So a circumcision could actually mean he is left with a pretty standard penis.

 

Cabrera has visited a medical facility and a health center in Saltillo, in his native Mexico, which has backed up his claims. But they did add that the actual functional penis is just six inches long and the rest is just superfluous skin.

 

Is This A Mental Issue, Rather Than A Massive Cock?

 

Falcon claims doctors have agreed that Cabrera has simply stretched his penis with weights and that he has been doing it since his childhood, which suggests a body dysmorphia issue rather than any special kind of ‘blessing’.

 

Dr Gonzalez said: “We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.

 

“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.”

 

Cabrera still claims to be the non-official record holder. We guess he’d have to submit to an independent inspection to claim the record and we’re not sure where you draw the line between a massively long foreskin and an actual penis. It’s a question we don’t think anybody has asked before…

 

Porn Awaits, But They Won’t Do It

 

Both men have been offered porn work, unsurprisingly, but neither one has accepted. Falcon claims it’s because he is not an exhibitionist, while Cabrera hasn’t offered an explanation.

 

Whatever the truth, it’s clear that this swordfight is going to go on.

 

We just know that it’s a proper weird argument.

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