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A Quick ‘Love’ Test For Your Girlfriend

I have a fun little game I like to play with girls I’m seeing. It started out as the truth, but I have refined it to a Ninja-level shit test that has, unfortunately, revealed the true character of too many women.

 

I pretend I have run out of money.

 

Of course, if you’re in steady employment then this is trickier. As a freelancer, though, it can happen. I had editorial customers taking a year and more to pay their bills and times did get tight.

 

So, the first time, it really was the absolute truth.

 

Like the accidental discovery of Penicillin or Champagne, though, it brought me directly to a Red Pill truth.

 

Does every pussy have a price? Yes…

 

Every pussy costs money and as soon as yours runs dry then so will theirs.

 

Honestly, I didn’t have to explain any of this. I could have just shown you this:

 

 

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Show me a pussy that doesn’t cost money and I’ll come pick you up on my unicorn and take you on a wild night out with Elvis Presley and Tupac.

 

As men, we have come to accept this as a universal truth and we don’t even mind it. We know that if you don’t got the money, you don’t get the honey.

 

Beta Bux Have Embraced This Truth

 

That’s all cool. It’s part of the game and that has led to the whole Beta Bux phenomenon.

 

That’s where guys with good jobs will flaunt their nest in a bid to wife up some 30-something post-wall cock rider who has suddenly found themselves falling down the pecking order at the local dive bar.

 

Everyone thinks they’re winning. They’re not, but it’s all good.

 

Some Girls Simply Cannot Stop Spending

 

But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about being owed tens of thousands of dollars and I’d simply tell the girl that things are tight until that money comes in and we’d just have to do Netflix and chill for a couple of weeks until the books balanced once again.

 

I didn’t frame it as weakness, just a statement of fact. Reign your shit in for a couple of weeks.

 

It was shocking how fast some of them visibly lost interest as soon as they heard the words.

 

They could not delay their gratification. Not even for a week. 

 

I touched on this point recently in my post: ‘Shit Tests For Girls That You Should Use.’

 

But this is a deep dive, professional-level shit test that will sieve out a lot of seriously entitled princesses.

 

If They Cannot Sacrifice Luxuries, They Don’t Deserve Them

 

I wasn’t telling them they’d have to prostitute themselves to keep us in Ramen and canned ravioli. I wasn’t even telling them that they’d have to pay.

 

I just told them that the restaurants and clubs would have to wait for a few weeks and that holiday she had mentioned wouldn’t be happening.

 

Plus, her trip to the salon really wasn’t a big priority in my life.

 

Of course, there was the time I really did lose everything. But I wasn’t even thinking about girls and dating then, I had bigger issues like food and shelter to deal with.

 

The Monkey Branch Game Begins

 

Anyway, simply shutting off the money tap for a week or two was enough, more times than could possibly be statistically attributed to ‘bad apples’, for the girl to monkey branch off into the sunset.

 

There were good ones, too. I’m not going to sit here and say every woman is a mercenary hooker.

 

Even recently, when one of my big clients decided they couldn’t afford me, a friend insisted we were going out and she bore the brunt of the bill. 

 

Bless her.

 

So, not all women are like that.

 

But, lots of them are.

 

Try This Shit Test, If You Dare

 

So now, on the rare occasions I do give a girl a chance at something more meaningful, I make this epic shit test part of my game.

 

I play with it, I tell them money is tied up and the business has cashflow issues. I tell them a client just didn’t pay. I tell them whatever the fuck I like at that particular moment and I watch their reaction like a hawk.

 

Not just what they say, I watch what they do in the days and weeks ahead.

 

You see life is full of ups and downs. You could get canned tomorrow through no fault of your own. Your family could need your help out the blue and you have to dig deep.

 

Before you invest heavily, financially and emotionally, you need to know that she isn’t just a taker. 

 

Tough Times Used To Bring Couples Together

 

In the olde world these would be the times that defined you as a couple.

 

They would be the times that bought you closer together and they would be the times that showed you that you made the right choice after all.

 

But, if you’re going to invest serious time and money in a woman then you need to know she’s got your back.

 

There can be any number of reasons why little Princess has to put her wants and needs on the backburner.

 

Women: Good vs Bad

 

A good one will understand that, she’ll ask about the problems and she’ll try and help you figure a way through.

 

A bad one will suddenly look bored, won’t offer you one piece of constructive advice and will be texting that guy she’s got in the hole before she’s even out the door.

 

Over the years, I’ve found that whatever she does, she’s doing you a favor.

 

So, if you’re seeing a girl and you’re feeling brave, try this Ninja-level shit test and tell her you have to cut down the spending.

 

Just don’t be surprised if it all goes wrong and, if it does, just realize that you saved yourself a shitload of wasted time and problems.

 

And understand that not all women are like that, but this one was.

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